Naked Boys!

Soon, Kevin Stea's crotch could have its own end credit. Maybe demand more money. Heck, it might even go on strike.

"It could get its own head-shots," Stea quips from his Los Angeles digs, jokingly adding that fan sites are already popping up, likeTheAdventuresOfMyPenis.com. Today, he's dazed and crackly, he says, recouping from a DVD-release party for "Naked Boys Singing." He's not nude at the moment, by the way.

Is that detail really necessary? Why, yes. This is former Michigander Kevin Stea: a 37-year-old dancer who shook his nearly-bare tush in "Showgirls," recently stood in as a crotch-double in an upcoming Adam Sandler comedy and is promoting his latest ballsy stint in the off-Broadway film version of "Naked Boys Singing."

Yep, the one where penises do the teeter-totter like a bass tugging at a fishing pole. The one where Stea pretends - for about four minutes - that he actually adores cleaning. Naked.

"I absolutely, absolutely hate cleaning," he insists. "Luckily, my boyfriend is very anal retentive and obsessively clean, and he takes care of all that."

Stea's a bubbly, charismatic character, but in frenzied social atmospheres, he's the sorta guy who follows around the hors d'oeuvres server, he says. You wouldn't know that after seeing him playfully zip, bounce and jiggle around in nothing but long rubber gloves while singing lines like, "Nudity is fun to me, attention is like sex to me, cleaning is good therapy. So until my bills are paid, I really sorta love my job, I'm a naked maid."

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