3.12.2008

Maybe-Gay Guy Goes!


When former pole-rider David Hernandez told umpteen viewers tuning into "American Idol" tonight, "You'll see me on top,"  it was hard not to chuckle, and imagine him riding some hunk. I must admit: This. Was. Unfair. Not that I think David, with his beefy arms and Crest-White-Strip smile, was better than the other 11 Idols (Brooke White stole my heart – and a few tears – while showing off her piano prowess on "Let It Be" last night). But Carrie Underwood-wannabe Kristy Lee Cook should've been packing her bags, taking her laughable, honky-tonk version of "Eight Days a Week," back to the farm. Where – no doubt – she would've fit in with those that sound just like her: The cows. 

Who else is upset that David H. won't be (pardon the pun) topping "Idol"?

No comments: