9.29.2008

Celine vs. Mary

Janet Jackson might’ve bailed on us when she rescheduled her Saturday gig for Oct. 28, but that semi-sexy (and really, really uncomfortable) feeling we’ve come to expect from her soft-core musical porn was satisfied by ... Robin Thicke? The soulful dude masturbated his mic, cooing lines like, “You’ve been a bad girl. Someone’s gonna have to teach you a lesson,” during his opening set for Mary J. Blige, one of two divas who performed over the weekend. Between her self-help banter, and seeing Celine on Friday, I was part of two shows where I was merely a subatomic fleck among a crowd so estrogen-heavy I was worried I’d be subconsciously converted. 


To read about what went down (or, during Mary's show, up), check out Between The Lines on Thursday. In the meantime, check out these Celine clips of her performing at the Palace: 


The Good ...


The (Hilariously!) Bad ...


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Okay... I know you told me about the "We Will Rock You" cover; seriously...just...no.

No.