I love puns (like the one above) almost as much as I love the press releases I receive with promo porn. So, I was let down (insert sad face) when "Unknown," the new Chi Chi LaRue flick, showed up on my desk today. Not that I wasn't excited (in many ways) that Blake Riley, who replays through my mind almost as much as Mariah's "Touch My Body," is starring in it, but – besides cringing at the grammatical PR oopsy in big, bold letters on top which called the movie "UNKOWN" – there was no graphic scene-by-scene synopsis. So, I dug up old press releases, just to remind me of what I was missing, and here's why this situation is so sad:
"Officer Marino leads Jackson into the bedroom, pushes him onto the bed and forces him to suck on his massive cock. The muscular Marino repeatedly slaps Jackson's plump ass while gagging him with his juicy tool and night stick."
Aww, like a bedtime story, ain't it?
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Haha. Like a bedtime story, indeed! I must say, judging by the press release, this sounds like a Grade-A piece of work.
AND, even though they spelled 'unknown' incorrectly, who cares?! They're all so pretty! *rolls eyes*
I'm going to have to say that the cover editor needs to be replaced; how about a second job working with naked men? I'm guessing that would spark Camp Azzopardi's fire a little too often? Ha ;)
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